You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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