I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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