Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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