i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize