So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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