I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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