Dual....:-)
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
