i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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