We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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