I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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