idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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