Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
