Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
This baby is an asshole
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
