Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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