Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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