I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He better not be in your backpack
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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