does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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