Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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