ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel great
I just peed on a car
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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