My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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