The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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