just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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