Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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