Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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