96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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