butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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