just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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