Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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