big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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