Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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