will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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