I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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