you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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