i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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