are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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