are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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