im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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