I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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