So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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