Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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