would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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