im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
