He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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