when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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