The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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