I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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