Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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