and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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