i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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