He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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