How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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