idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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