dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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