Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Oh god it's open bar.
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