Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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