she was so not down for the gang bang
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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