Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
